"I Am the Best" by 2ne1
It is catchy and the whole independent dirty girl thing doesn't happen often enough here.
Best Teaching Song:
"I Don't Care" by 2ne1
It is really easy to remember (i.e. it is catchy again) and, when my students are being whining little brats, I can say, "I don't ca-a-a-are."
Best Girl Group:
Okay, so I am partial to 2ne1.
Best Use of Harmonica in a K-Pop Song:
"Lalala" by SG Wannabe
Best Song to Make Your Students Dance to If They Are Annoying:
"Sorry, Sorry" by Super Junior
Because they have to apologize somehow and every Korean student knows this dance, but not as well as they think...
Best Song to Make Students Sing or Dance to if You Really Want to Humiliate Them:
"The Three Bears Song" by I don't know (not the real name...I just really don't know)
Because humiliating students is sometimes very important and I know this song well enough to know if they are trying to bullshit me...
Best Use of Star Wars/Taps/2001 Style Music in a National Pledge
Note: This is not the anthem. It is just the pledge of allegiance...Korean style.