Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Monday, August 27, 2012
Friday, August 24, 2012
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
On my way back home I was going to pass them again. So, I tried to stay within a group of Koreans. I was going to try to be out of the Mormons` reach when I crossed the bridge. Then suddenly just as I reached the bridge, the Koreans just disappeared and I was just alone with the Mormons.
I came to the first guy. He politely with a little nod said, `Hi!`
I said, `Hey!`
I came to the second guy. He said with a polite smile, `What`s up?`
I said, `Nothing much!`
I reached the end of the bridge both relieved and insulted that I hadn`t received one of their pamphlets. There wasn`t even a body language hint of them wanting to ask if I wanted to join their little incestuous cult.
Apparently, I have been cast into the outer darkness of Mormonism. Oh my!
Monday, July 23, 2012
He pointed to the fan I had running in the room.
"Blah, blah, blah (something about if students are not in the room), 절전."
I wasn't exactly sure what "절전" was, but nonetheless, I dutifully said, "네. 알겠습니다." (Yes. I understand.)
After he left, I looked up "절전" in my cell phone's English-Korean dictionary.
"절전...save electricity, economize power"
This last month it has been hovering about 32 Celsius (90 F). So, I am not really in the mood to save electricity. But, I can move to the main teacher's office. They sometimes turn the air conditioner on.
So, today they did turn the air conditioner on in the teacher's office. Everyone is saying, "더워!" (It's hot!).
However, half of the windows are open. And when I have been watching the classrooms more closely after the principal said that we needed to save electricity...the air conditioner has been on with the windows open.
Whatever 절전 means, I guess it doesn't mean save logically.
Friday, July 20, 2012
But, I couldn't copy it from the web page and then I forgot to grab the link and, well...now it is on some Korean language blog that I was randomly shown on a Naver.com page, but now I can't find it.
But, it was funny as hell.
Now, it has me wondering if I can find the Indian doppelgangers of other people. This my next mission...
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Hold on one sec. This is the same educational system that I work in? To be honest, I don't know exactly what parts of the South Korean system Obama wants the U.S. to emulate, but here are some thoughts on why that is a bad idea.
1) Creativity (or a lack thereof)
"Why" is kryptonite for most Korean kids. Almost the entirety of the testing system in Korean is focused on multiple choice answers. The rote memorization of facts are the sole way in which students are supposed to better themselves. There is no space for kids with poorer memories. There is no space for kids to discover new answers for themselves. With the exception of my conversation class, almost all classes are centered almost exclusively on the teachers. The teachers are the sole source of useful information. Even when the Korean English teachers make a writing question for the exam, they constantly ask me to make sure that the number of possible answers are as limited as possible. When there are more than about five possible answers, they do their best to limit those possibilities.
Everyone should be treated equally. This means that every child should go to all the same classes as his peers. This means that little Min-ho and Min-ji will be in the same leveled classes and they will continue to graduate together. This is despite the fact that Min-ho may be mentally handicapped and may need a little more time with the material before he moves on to the next grade. Or even if Min-ji learned all this material in her after school program a year ago, she should still sit in her chair like a good little student until the next year comes and all the rest of her classmates move on to the next grade with her.
Korean teachers routinely give bribes to principals and vice-principals for a variety of favors. These bribes can run up to about $1000 in value.
4) Job Performance Reviews
Job performance reviews can, of course, be affected by the bribes mentioned above. The job performance reviews, though, have almost no meaning. Jobs for Korean teachers are known to be almost impossible to lose. This goes for the most incompetent managers as well. Vice-principals can be the bane of many a school. When asked how an incompetent or just down right evil vice-principal can be gotten rid of, Korean teachers have told me they have to keep giving him good evaluations. Hopefully, he will be promoted to principal because he can not be demoted to a regular teacher or be fired.
I recently watched a middle school basketball round-robin tournament. Of the 1224 students in my school, I can count on one hand the number of boys and girls that could play against a middle school team in the U.S. This is mostly to do with the fact that Korean kids have very little leisure time. They have to study for 7 hours at school, 3 or 4 more hours at an after school program, and then finish any homework or whatever at night. They have no activities outside of school except for the occasional Starcraft binge that they play at 2 to 3 in the morning.
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Monday, July 16, 2012
What if all the breads, potatoes, rice, fruits, sweets, soft drinks become extra blood sugar for your body to process?
What if when you limit your intake of cake, but replace it with a bigger piece of whole wheat bread, you have just replaced one handful of sugar for another?
What if glucose is quite helpful when needed by muscles or the liver for fuel, but with excess amounts it is stored as fat in your own body?
What if this storing of fat is perfectly rational for societies that will experience lean times in the future, but, if you're reading this, you probably don't live in one of those societies?
What if after the cells that require glucose have enough the bloodstream starts to get filled even more with sugar?
What if in response to dangerous levels of blood sugar, the pancreas pumps out more insulin to try to get rid of the blood sugar?
What if high levels of insulin are also dangerous?
What if after trying to pump out more and more insulin because of all the excess sugar, the pancreas basically becomes tapped out?
What if this is the sign that you have just become a Type 2 diabetic?
What if you took a look at the government's food pyramid?
What if you replaced most of the bottom half's labels (Bread, Cereal, Rice, Pasta, Fruits) with the word glucose (sugar), would you wonder why the U.S. and many other countries following the same basic diet scheme are seeing an explosion in the rates of obesity and Type 2 diabetes?
What if I recommended two things for you would you be interested?
What if number 2 is Mark's Daily Apple (a paleo diet blog) where you should start with this page which is where I got most of the ideas for this post?
Note: The blog is not just for diabetics. It is for people who want to be healthy, which is most of you. I think.
Friday, July 13, 2012
Thursday, July 12, 2012
I know the sign has some grammar problems, but I felt like I was just poking fun at a small issue when in reality it is completely readable and why should I waste my time with it. Caffe Bene is a major chain of coffee shops in Korea. And, besides why should I make fun of them when they make such good drinks?
But, then in researching about the topic (yes, I do research about my posts...). I ran across their website which emphasized their shop located in Times Square, New York...
Here is the picture...
It may be a little hard to see, but take a look between the two Caffe Bene signs:
"Parking: Open to the 24 Hours"
At first I wanted to make a new title for this post: "Caffe Bene: Bringing Konglish to the World"
But, then I was still doing more research so I went to Google Maps and tried to find this exact shot just to see if it still looked like this.
The most recent shot of this area from Google Maps is from June 2011. The same building used in the Caffe Bene promotion pictures can be seen on Google Maps. Just search for "Caffe Bene, Times Square, New York". Here is another shot from July 2010 from here.
Both the most recent Google Maps shot and this picture do not show Caffe Bene in the picture. Although the Google Maps shot does show empty space where Charley O's is in this picture.
I finally did the smart thing and just googled "Caffe Bene Times Square".
Here you can see Caffe Bene as it can be seen from at least January 30th, 2012.
Now, I realize that the street signs were blocking the word, "public", in the original image on Caffe Bene's website.
So, now I have just one piece of advice for myself.
When I assume, I make an "ass" out of "me" and a "Korean" company. Which actually makes these combinations:
Okay, I am finished. Today, officially, I mekoreanassed.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
These last few posts on force versus choice have reminded me of a common political philosophy argument that one of the skills of government is to legitimately control a monopoly of the use of force in a certain geographical district.
But, if you look back at the history of man, it was never serial killers who have struck any real fear into any large group of people.
Here are the top 3 serial killers (and the number of proven victims):
Harold Shipman (218)
Luis Alfredo Garavito (138)
Pedro Alonso Lopez (110)
While here are the top 3 governmental killing groups (and number of victims):
Soviet Russia (61,911,000)
Communist China (35,236,000)
Nazi Germany (20,946,000)
*Note: These numbers are talking about people killed by their own government, not on a battlefield.
Parsing the numbers, it would take 283,995 Harold Shipman copycats to accomplish what Soviet Russia did.
As Sheppard Book quoted from Captain Malcolm Reynolds and I would add to, "A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned" in their ability to kill large numbers of people.
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
But, have my Republican friends looked at their payroll statements lately? Here's a few of the major deductions you'll find there:
1) Social Security:
When did I decide I wanted to receive this "service" provided by the federal government? Never. Now, you may argue that:
a) But, Matt, it is a good idea for people to save for retirement. This is, of course, true. But, I have still been forced to join this "service" which makes it immoral. And, I will never in a million years receive the same value when I am old that I put in when I was young, which makes it an impractical choice for me to choose even if I were inclined to.
b) But, Matt, Social Security was a system designed and implemented by Democrats. Don't blame us. That is true. It was started by Democrats, but show me any Republican who is committed to demolishing Social Security. I don't mean just "putting Social Security on a sound fiscal basis" like it says in the GOP platform. So, if you are unwilling to demolish it then what is the difference between you and the Democrats? They started it and you just keep going along with it?
2) Medicare Taxes:
Again, why would I agree to the services provided by these taxes? I will stand by basically the same arguments I made for the two objections to Social Security. With one additional point:
In 2003, President George W. Bush and a willing Congress (Republican majority in the House and the Senate) passed the Medicare Modernization Act which implemented Medicare Part D (the prescription drug program). If I remember correctly, George W. Bush was a Republican.
3) Federal & State Taxes:
Now, this one is a bigger one. Because we pay for a whole lot of "services" with just one payment. It is kind of like when you buy your TV, phone, and internet service all from the same provider. Without the possibility of naked people...which is a good thing...can you imagine Nancy Pelosi...naked:
Anyways, here is the breakdown of the budget by departments, according to wikipedia:
Department of Health and Human Services--$940,900,000,000
Social Security Administration--$882,700,000,000
Department of Defense--$672,900,000,000
Here is a Republican favorite. But, why would I pay for this "service"? When was the last time the United States was actually attacked by those countries where the United States is engaged? North Korea never actually attacked the United States (except when the United States got itself in the middle of a fight), but the U.S. is still here after 60 years. Japan attacked the United States about 70 years ago, but the military is still there. How long do I have to wait before the occupation of another country becomes oppressive of the other country and a worthless "service" for me to pay for?
One of the most popular Republican proposals for balancing the budget, the Ryan Plan, would not balance the budget until 2035. And, from what I can see, he doesn't plan to end federal deficits for at least a few more years. So, how are you going to balance the whole budget after 23 years, if you don't even plan on balancing the yearly budget this year?
Department of Agriculture--$154,500,000,000
Why the hell do I have to pay farmers for soybeans, wheat, rice (Really? Who is growing rice in the U.S.?), cotton, peanuts, dairy before I pay them at the grocery store? And, considering I try to avoid eating soybeans, wheat, rice, peanuts and dairy in my diet. Why am I forced to pay for them?
Department of Veterans Affairs--$139,700,000,000
I feel a little sympathetic for veterans who were forced to join the military. They should be compensated for their slavery. However, those people who willingly joined to go kill people in Somolia, Iraq, Kosovo, and any other U.S. military conflict that involved attacking a country that never threatened the U.S.'s actual borders should have considered more carefully who they were fighting for. The decision making process about the morality of an invasion should not just be undertaken by the commanders on top, but by each an every soldier participating in the conflict. If this happened, there would be far less conflicts in the world.
Department of the Treasury--$110,300,000,000
Why does a department that is basically about balancing the books have such a large budget? I don't know. But, I have 3 little letters that should make everyone hate this department. IRS.
Department of Labor--$101,700,000,000
1) Unemployment Benefits--Why should I be forced to pay for unemployment benefits? They may be a good idea. But, if I choose not to pay for the "service" because of any number of reasons, I should have every right to say...go away.
2) Occupational Health and Safety Administration (OSHA)--If I want to work in a job where I have to balance a pot of molten iron on my head while driving a forklift lifting a rickety tower with a chicken on top, who is the government to tell me I can't. It is my life, I will do with it whatever the hell I please.
And, those are just the parts of the budget that are over $100,000,000,000. Within the federal budget, there are tons of "services" that I am forced to pay for. Which one of them did Republicans cut when they were in power?
Until they show some moral backbone, I wouldn't be throwing stones at Obamacare from within your glass house.
Monday, July 9, 2012
1) A man takes medicine.
A man is held down by psychologists and "given" medicine.
2) A man receives a TV as a gift from his neighbor.
A man steals a TV from his neighbor's house.
3) A man engages in a boxing match.
A man starts a fight with someone else.
4) A man receives help from a doctor to end his life.
A man randomly receives a hollow point bullet to the head.
5) A man has sex with a woman.
A man rapes a woman.
The difference is force.
Is anyone willing to stand up and argue that the second example from each pair is justifiable?
Here is a simple and relatively entertaining video about the nature of liberty, ethics, and the failure of almost every government mandate that exists:
Thursday, July 5, 2012
I am not one to write a Christmas letter to all of my friends and family. And, I don't feel put off because only a few people have sent me their Christmas letters.
I do feel bad that I miss out on birth announcements, family losses, and changes in everyone's lives. But, I am proud that I have grown in ways that others may not ever attain. When you move to the other side of the world, you supposedly abandon your "life". But, I never felt like I abandoned my life. Instead, I feel like I "unabandoned" the new parts of my life.
In obtaining a new part of my life and especially a wife, I realized what it really means to "leave your father and mother and cleave to your wife." We have all had the chance to recognize what happens when friends get married. They pull away even more because cleaving takes time. When that happens on the other side of the ocean, the rare times, when communication is possible between separated family and friends, become even rarer.
Today, I was reading a blog, The Altucher Confidential, that I really enjoy. The writer does an excellent job of speaking to my soul for some reason. Here is the snippet about friendship that I was reading today:
"It’s ok to not return an email. Sometimes people get offended. But once you get back in touch with them, all is quickly well. It’s hard to keep in touch with everyone. Even good friends. But they are good friends because once you get back in touch again then all is well. One time I didn’t get back in touch with someone. I felt really bad about it. And the worse I felt about it, the harder it was for me to return phone calls and emails. I lost touch then for five years. But then I got back in touch with him and we got together. Now he is, once again, one of my closest friends. That’s how friendship often works. Those people are your real family as you climb through this life." --James Altucher
I surely hope this is true because it is still my intention to move back to the U.S. someday and I don't want to have to "unabandon" all new friendships in the U.S.
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
What if you just listened to your professor?
What if all you ever did was accept what the professor had to say?
What if you woke up one day and realized that most people around you don't do anything related to their major?
What if that worthless piece of paper you got at college did not really prepare you for your job more than the training your employer gave you at the beginning of your job?
What if to get that piece of paper you have to take out a $80,000 loan at 5% interest during your four year stay at college?
What if the average person without that piece of paper can make $120,000 in the same time period?
What if the difference between plus $120,000 and minus $80,000 is $200,000?
What if that difference is not counting the interest payments that will be required to repay that loan?
What if by the time computer science majors are out of college, their professors' information is so out of date, the students have to be retrained by their employers?
What if this was also true for doctors, nurses, scientists and others?
What if we were to change this paradigm?
What if companies were to introduce more apprenticeships?
What if instead of veterinary-interested students being forced to sit through art appreciation classes, they were shown the ropes with on the job training?
What if instead of archaeology students learning about Schliemann's Troy, they actually did what they wanted ...get their hands dirty in Troy?
What if all of the extra crap at college is just another way for the government to indoctrinate students in the "proper" way to think?
What if this idea applies to earlier incarnation of schooling as well?
What if almost no one uses the math that we used past the 6th grade?
What if the only education that is every really important is the education that is important to you?
What if any other kind of education should be considered no more than it really is: slavery, theft-of-desire, prison, torture...?
Monday, July 2, 2012
"I Am the Best" by 2ne1
It is catchy and the whole independent dirty girl thing doesn't happen often enough here.
Best Teaching Song:
"I Don't Care" by 2ne1
It is really easy to remember (i.e. it is catchy again) and, when my students are being whining little brats, I can say, "I don't ca-a-a-are."
Best Girl Group:
Okay, so I am partial to 2ne1.
Best Use of Harmonica in a K-Pop Song:
"Lalala" by SG Wannabe
Best Song to Make Your Students Dance to If They Are Annoying:
"Sorry, Sorry" by Super Junior
Because they have to apologize somehow and every Korean student knows this dance, but not as well as they think...
Best Song to Make Students Sing or Dance to if You Really Want to Humiliate Them:
"The Three Bears Song" by I don't know (not the real name...I just really don't know)
Because humiliating students is sometimes very important and I know this song well enough to know if they are trying to bullshit me...
Best Use of Star Wars/Taps/2001 Style Music in a National Pledge
Note: This is not the anthem. It is just the pledge of allegiance...Korean style.
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Did you know that Koreans use scissors as a common utensil with dinner (quite useful)?
Did you know that the Korean language has a "P" (ㅍ) and a "B" (ㅂ) sound, but they are used differently at different places in the syllable?
Did you know because of this Korean English students sometimes say, "I like to eat crap" (crab)?
Note: the other appropriate picture...not provided.
Thursday, June 28, 2012
In one of the training classes today, we were talking about dealing with multi-leveled students in class. At the very end of class:
Guy 1: `Why doesn`t the education office just level the classes into appropriate levels?`
I think this is a reasonable question.
Blond-haired 년 (an impolite term for a `girl`): `Research has shown that if you tell a teacher that these are low level students then the teacher will treat those students like dumb asses even if they are really a mixed class.`
Me: `I taught at a private afterschool academy before public school and we leveled students. They turned into quite decent English speakers.`
Blond-haired 년 (pointing her finger at me and face contorted with anger): `You`re why my students sleep in class!!!`
Wow! Issues? I didn`t know the question of whether or not to level classes was such a sensitive issue.
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
I am off to be trained by YBM. YBM is the number one name in English education in Korea. It just so happens to be the parent company of the private institute that I worked at before public school.
It is also the company for which my friend, Amanda, happened to work as an editor about three years ago. Now, as I remember it, she used to text and call me with questions such as:
Amanda: `Matt, they wrote, `I want to gone to Japan.` They question my English all the time, but I know they are wrong. This is wrong, right?`
She is not a stupid person, but doubt really does start to move into your mind after continuously being critiqued on your native language by non-native speakers (that seems like an odd statement, but `tis true).
But by far the most memorable conversation was about her duties as a North American cultural and `reality` (?) liason.
Amanda: `Matt, the artist drew a picture of a black girl with blond hair. So, I told her that black people don`t naturally have blond hair. The artist said, `Yes, I have seen it on TV`. 뭐야!!`
So, that is the background for my feelings about a training being run by YBM.
On a slightly different note, this the most number of foreigners I have seen in a long time.
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
But, those are not the only things going on in Korea. So, here is a list of positive things about Korea.
Koreans make some kick-ass food.
Here are some examples (in no particular order):
1) Live (well freshly-killed) Octopus Tentacles
You need to grab these things with your chopsticks (kind of difficult because they use their suckers to really hold on to the plate) and dip them in sesame seed oil. Delicious! Note: some people eat the whole octopus (i.e. not freshly killed (i.e. not killed (i.e. alive))), but I haven't done that.
2) Beon-daegi (Silkworm Pupa (maybe larva (it is hard to tell)))
The above kind is the street vendor version. It smells like pee to me. But, the kind served in sashimi restaurants is delicious. It tastes and looks a little bit like a nut. I almost made James puke after letting him eat them for 10 minutes before finally telling him what they were. His gagging was hilarious. I wish I had taken a picture.
Ssamjang is a soy bean-based paste mixed with peppers, sesame seed oil, onions, garlic, green onions, and possible other things. It comes in not spicy to very spicy varieties. It is the best meat or vegetable condiment of all time. I might consider putting it on a hamburger as the sauce. It is delicious.
Well, I hope you enjoyed my meandering through one category of good things in Korea. I am sure I will add some more in the future.
Friday, June 22, 2012
You can search for the remaining episodes easily enough on Youtube or just go to the show's website: http://englishteachersseries.com/.
And, yes, the over the top guy who is introduced at the very end of Episode 3, I have totally met that guy, crocks and everything...
Thursday, June 21, 2012
During another speaking test today, I had planned to ask, `Tell me about the biggest animal in the world`. Then I was going to follow-up with `have you every touched` whatever animal they said?
Me: Tell me about the biggest animal in the world.
Boy: I am the biggest animal in the world.
Me (thinking): I can`t ask, `Have you every touched yourself?`
I moved on to the next part of the speaking test.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Did you know that because Korean lacks a definitive difference between `r` and `l` there are many strange things you can hear Korean students say?
Did you know that Koreans love to eat lice (rice)?
Did you know that in the U.S. and Korea this year is erection (election) year?
Did you know that in Seoul you can see the famous Han Liver (River)?
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Here is a cropped picture from a Korean Air ad announcing the introduction of direct flights to Nairobi, Kenya. If you haven't heard about it, the problematic part is about going to Kenya to "enjoy...the indigenous people full of primitive energy".
Aljazeera does a good job, here, of summarizing the debate via twitter about the ad.
I want to say that it was just a simple translation error. However, my Korean isn't high enough to tackle that issue. Though, some comments on Aljazeera do point to a translation error. But even if it is a simple translation error...just ASK a native speaker.
But, speaking of just needing to ask a native speaker. We have this guy from late last year...
Saturday, June 16, 2012
Did you know that one of the words for 18 and the f-word equivalent sound almost exactly the same in Korean?
Did you know that said f-word equivalent sounds like the English word `civil` to Koreans because they have no `v` sound in their language?
Did you know that this blog post is finished because I don`t want to write anymore on my handphone (the Korean for cell phone)?
One more...did you that I am starting to forget which words are Konglish and which words are proper English?
Friday, June 15, 2012
One boy was sitting in front of me.
I asked him, "What does Choi Hong-man look like?"
This is Choi Hong-man.
He is a giant Korean MMA fighter (He's like 7'1".)
Now, we had given them the questions a week ago so that they would have time to prepare. And, I was planning to follow up the given question with an unknown question to really test their unprepared ability. The follow-up question was this, "Do you want to meet Choi Hong-man? Why do you want to or not want to meet him?"
So, back to the boy. I asked him, "What does Choi Hong-man look like?"
The Boy: "Yes, Kimchi."
Me: "뭐야 (What the...)!!
And, now for something not completely different. Choi Hong-man vs. Jose Canseco. Yes, THAT Jose Canseco...
One more time...뭐야!
And, one more thing...if you meet a Korean person who has Choi for a family name, the name is pronounced "Chae". It does not rhyme with Troy like the announcer did in the video. It was a terrible Romanization that someone did a long time ago. So, if you want to impress your Korean friends, say "Chae" instead of trying to pronounce it the way it looks like in "Choi".
Thursday, June 14, 2012
A lot of EFL students have few chances to actually ask questions in class. Teachers are usually the ones who ask questions (which is not just a EFL problem, but whatever...).
So, anyways, I like to have a guessing game in class every once in a while to encourage the production of actual questions. Normally, questions come across as "Teacher happy?"
The basic format of the guessing game is quite easy. I have a picture hidden on a PPT slide. I know what the picture is, while students don't. They can ask any question they want (though, if they ask "how do you spell it?", I tell them I don't remember. And, if they ask "what is it?", I answer "it is not a smart ass" :(...). I answer the question and the first team that can say the phrase, "It is _____", gets a point.
Now that the background is out of the way...during one particular game, the teams were really competitive. Each and every question was really important.
Here is how one question went...
Student 1: "What color is it?"
Me: "It's white."
Student 2: "What shape is it?"
Me: "Sometimes, it is a circle. Sometimes, it is a crescent shape." (My co-teacher explained that one in Korean.)
Student: "Where can you see it?"
Me: "It's in space."
Now, nearly everyone in the room knew what the answer was. Before getting to the answer, though, I should say two more rules for all of my classes. I keep a checklist of everyone who has spoken meaningfully (given an answer or asked a good question). And, any student that has not spoken can raise their hand and I will always call on them first (I call them "new face" in class). New faces can be a powerful weapon in a close game. And, since the "new faces" are generally low level students, I always let the other students in the class feed answers to anyone on their team (or on another team if they want or they are too stupid to keep their mouth shut).
Nearly every student in class: "Moon!"
As always, I scan the room to look for new faces.
So, a really quiet low-level new face on Team 1 is wearing a big grin. His hand pops up. He is the last new face for his team.
The nine other students on his team: "Moon! Moon! Moon!"
The boy puffs up his chest. He is ready to hit his homerun.
New face (big smile): "Door!"
Me (mentally): "Doh!"
Team 1: *groan*
"Moon" (문) just happens to be the word for door in Korean.
And, I love science because it provides...umm...science.
Anyways, when we combine Korea and science. We get this from Hankyoreh (it's in English), an online newspaper:
A tyrannosaurus footprint found in South Gyeongsang province in 2004.
The footprint has been concluded to have come from a new species of tyrannosaurus, so it was named Gyeongsookimi after its place of discovery. Its restored picture was provided by the National Research Institute of Cultural Heritage.
That is one mean looking rice-eating Tyrannosaurus.
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
However, what is not refreshing is what is written on the wall.
Now, I will be the first one to say I make plenty of mistakes in Korean and my writing in English can be terrible (especially, if I don't double check it, which is quite common when I write blog posts). However, I don't paint my bad Korean on my restaurant's wall. And, this isn't a mom and pop store...it is a chain.
I guess I should look at this as job security. But, somehow it just gives me a headache.
Saturday, June 9, 2012
Now, of course, everyone knows he hasn't won any of the beauty contest for the GOP nomination for president.
That is okay, however. Because getting delegates is the name of the game. And, he has been succeeding in doing that. According to thereal2012delegatecount.com, which tries to count the delegates that have been chosen at the state conventions, instead of randomly guessing what the delegate count is based on the percentage of votes in the state primaries (yeah, looking at you, moronic AP), here is the "real" delegate count (6/8/2012):
1144 delegates are required for the GOP nomination on the first ballot at the national convention. Romney still isn't there. Even though, he "official" won when he took Texas a little more than a week ago.
Now, of course, it still doesn't look good.
But, let me just do some wishful thinking for a minute. Imagine, that some (perhaps more) of those Romney delegates are actually a small, tireless group of the minority. These Ron Paul supporters are dressed in wolves' clothing or even dressed in his own clothing.
Romney supporter: "Hey, this delegate over here is a Ron Paul supporter, but, heck, he is a nice guy and wants a free ticket to Tampa in the summer. Let the guy go as one of us. He is, after all, bound to vote for our guy."
Imagine that this happened enough times to make the race competitive, but stealthy. But, Ron Paul needs just a few more votes to make it more comfortable for him.
As various sources have shown (just to mention one: Doug Wead's, a Ron Paul campaign advisor, blog, http://dougwead.wordpress.com/), there have been a lot of underhanded tactics used to deny delegates to Ron Paul.
So, how do you continue to get delegates and take the enemy's guard down? You surrender.
June 6th, 2012: As reported by USA Today, Ron Paul conceded by an email message that he doesn't have enough delegates.
June 7th, 2012: As can be seen on Youtube, Sen.Rand Paul (Ron Paul's son) endorsed Mitt Romney.
June 7th, 2012: As Politico says, "File this under signs the Ron Paul campaign is really, truly over: Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul threw his support tonight to Mitt Romney."
And, here is where my wishful thinking thinks this is the greatest of political moves. You can only pull this move once in your life (at least on a major stage). And, I am not sure the timing was exactly right, but do you know what event begins on June 7th?
June 7th, 2012: The Texas GOP Convention begins.
How many delegates does Texas have? 155
Is it possible that 155 delegates can be won by playing possum? No. Not all of them. But, is it possible that enough can be? Maybe.